Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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