He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
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Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
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It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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