I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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