My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
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I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
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Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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