I can't watch pbs sober anymore
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
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we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
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New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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