Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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