I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
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It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
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Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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