Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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