i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
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Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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