I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
May the power of my ass compel you!!
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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