I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
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Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
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I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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