i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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