i just google imaged poop.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
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A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
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Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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