P.S. I can't hear my feet
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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