if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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