i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
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Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
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I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
His nipple licking is glorious
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