Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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