I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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