He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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