Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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