My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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