So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
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I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
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Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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