I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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