It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
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Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
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Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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