I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
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He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
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Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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