Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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