How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
no you cant smoke seaweed
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
Randomize
