I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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