____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
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Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
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No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
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