Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I think my nap took me to another dimension
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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