being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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