he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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