So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
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Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
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It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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