a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Tornado booty call.. dedication
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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