It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Will exercising make me less horny?
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize
