Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
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We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
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I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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