woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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