I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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