***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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