"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
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just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
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He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
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I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
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