GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
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Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
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If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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