Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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