Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
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MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
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I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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