There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
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