he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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