Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Randomize
