I'm pants shitting drunk right now
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
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I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
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Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend