We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
not ubering you a puppy
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