I heard we made out
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.