your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Randomize
