Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
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