considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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