Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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