HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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