She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
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I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
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I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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