How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
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Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
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Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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