Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
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Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
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I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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