So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
