Im at strip club and am horny
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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