Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
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