ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
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josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
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You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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