Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Randomize