Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
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I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
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This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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