my vag is so smooth its legendary
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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