but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
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Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
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Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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