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trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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