just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
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Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
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sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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